Week 13 Playoff Picture

American Conference:

1. Team Vote 4 Pedro (9-3) – The Pedros keep rolling with their third win in a row. The Week 12 victory secures the #1 spot for the Pedros, and the 10-point advantage in round one of the playoffs.
   
2. Fighting Cocks (7-5) – The Cocks have dropped two straight and are now locked into the #2 seed. Their likely reward for winning their division? A round one matchup with the Assassins.
   
3. Avalon Park Assassins (8-4) – The Pedros' win eliminates the Assassins from a shot at the division title, but with a 200-point advantage over the next closest team, the #3 spot is all but secured.
   
4. The Legend of Bo (7-5) – The LOBs continued their winning ways, defeating the ND2-leading Armadillos in Week 12. The LOBs are now the second-highest scoring team in the league and lead the Alley Cats, the next closest non-playoff team in the American Conference, by nearly 300 points.
   

Outside looking in:

• Estelle Getty's Boobs (4-8) – The Boobs have basically been eliminated from the playoff race, but they have a huge Week13 game against the Pricks.
  
• Auburn Hills Alley Cats (1-11) – The Alley Cats saw their score dip for the third consecutive week in a loss to the Pricks. They've outscored the Boobs, but that hasn't translated to wins this season.
  

This conference's seeding is pretty much set.

National Conference (This information was compiled by Jason, to whom I give my gratitude.)

Current standings

#1 - Amesbury Lake Armadillos* (Division winner, own H2H tiebreaker with WOP)

#2 - Wings of Pastrami* (Division winner)

#3 - Floating Turtleheads (Best Record, own H2H tiebreaker with CHP)

#4 – Cottonwood Hills Pricks (Most points)

*secured playoff spot

Notes:

• Amesbury Lake Armadillos cannot be lower than #2
  
• Wings of Pastrami cannot be lower than #2
  
• Floating Turtleheads NOR Cottonwood Pricks have secured playoff spots yet.
  

Playoff scenarios

Amesbury Lake Armadillos

• Win - Secure #1 seed
  
• Loss & Wings of Pastrami win - secure #2 seed
  
• Loss & Wings of Pastrami loss - secure #1 seed
  

Wings of Pastrami

• Win & Amesbury Lake Armadillos loss -secure #1 seed
  
• Win & Amesbury Lake Armadillos win - secure #2 seed
  

Floating Turtleheads

• Win – secure #3 seed
  
• Loss & Cottonwood Hills Pricks win – secure #4 seed if they outscore Afton Creek Monsters 46.1 points in Week 13
  
• Win & Cottonwood Hills Pricks win – secure #3 seed (own H2H tiebreaker with CHP)
  
• Loss & Cottonwood Hills Pricks loss – secure #3 seed (own H2H tiebreaker with CHP)
  

Cottonwood Hills Pricks

• Win & Floating Turtleheads win – secure #4 seed (lose H2H tiebreaker with FT)
  
• Win & Floating Turtleheads loss – secure #3 seed (based on overall record)
  
• Would secure #4 seed if Afton Creek Monsters do not outscore them by more than 31.7 points in week 13.
  

Afton Creek Monsters

• Cannot get in playoffs as #3 seed (best record)
  
• Must outscore the Pricks by 31.8 points in week 13 to guarantee the #4 seed.
  
• If Floating Turtleheads loses and Cottonwood Hills Pricks wins, the Monsters must not be outscored by Floating Turtleheads by more than 46 points in week 13 to secure the #4 seed.
  

Other scenario involving the Monsters:

• If Cottonwood Hills Pricks and Afton Creek Monsters tie in record and points, Cottonwood Hills Pricks would secure #4 seed based on better division record.