Playoff Update -- Week 11

Some more changes to the ever-evolving playoff race:

American Conference
1) Avalon Park Assassins -- 9-1
2) Wings of Pastrami -- 8-2
3) Hoof Hearted -- 7-3
4) Estelle Getty's Boobs -- Avg. score = 126 ppg

National Conference
1) West Meadows Molesters -- 7-3
2) Team Vote 4 Pedro -- 6-4
3) Huey Ramas -- 6-4
4) Northeast Narcotics -- Avg. score = 124.8 ppg

The Boobs increased their cushion as the 4th seed in the AC and now hold that spot by 23.6 points over the Ulcerations. After two weeks of impressive scores, the Cocks also lost ground and now stand 88.4 points behind the Boobs. While there may be some jockeying among the top three spots, the three teams in the playoffs based on record are pretty much established in the AC. Of importance is that Hoof Hearted owns the tiebreak over WOP, should WOP stumble at all down the stretch. Also, as the WOP continue to win, they're putting more pressure on the Assassins for that #1 spot and the first-round point advantage that comes with it.

In the National Conference, courtesy of a 180-point explosion, the Narcotics have busted onto the scene as the Brawlers have dropped out. The Narcotics currently hold a 6 point advantage over the Brawlers, but all of these spots are tenuous. (Think the Narcotics could use the extra 10 points they lost when Gore got stuffed on Monday night?) The Ramas and Team Pedro are probably the closest things to locks, as their average scores should keep them in contention if they falter in the W-L department. The team who should be looking over their shoulder is, ironically, the #1 seed Molesters. Every team in Division 1 has a higher average score, so should the Ramas pass them in record, the Molesters would be on the outside looking in. Luckily for them, they own the tiebreak with the Ramas via their 2-0 H2H record against them.