questions for each team

at the half-way mark of the season (kinda), below is a pressing question (or 2 or 3 or 4) for each team...

1. Avalon Park Assassins
will they stay undefeated if Romo misses the next 2-3 games? Will Roy E Williams be a fantasy black hole? Wll Chris Johnson hit a rookie wall during the fantasy playoffs?

2. Hoof Hearted
can eli manning be trusted enough that Jamarcus is your only backup? Do TO and Witten continue to get a high number of targets? do they have the 2nd funniest name in the league?

3. Wings of Pastrami
have they traded away too much positional "depth"? are 4 qbs really needed? will the 2 rookie running backs be good enough in december?

4. West Meadows Molestors
when will the magicial run of bush and mcnabb run out? why do they have 2 kickers? will they have any starting RBs in November?

5. Vote 4 Pedro
will both their top picks be the busts of the year (LJ and Addai)? is Deion Branch really worth owning?

6. Huey Ramas
is S-Jax really back? Is Roddy White for real? can sammie morris be awesome the rest of the year?

7. Bourne Ulceration
will any of his WR end the year in the top 20? what happens if peyton is just average this year? will he ever score over 150 points?

8. Bradford Brawlers
does any team's success depend more on one player (brees)? can a team make the playoffs without at least 1 solid RB? will holding on to galloway and curtis pay dividends?

9. Northeast Narcotics
can philip river really save the day? does any team have a more under-achieving WR squad (holmes, harrison, chad ocho cinco, mason)? can they get more consistent scoring (103, 143 and 78 points scored last weeks)?

10. Estelle Getty's Boobs
Has any team had worse luck ("keeper" injured in 1st game, 1st pick disappointing, most points scored against, etc)? Can a team make the playoffs with 1 win? Is Orton better than farve for the rest of the year?

11. Fighting Cocks
Will a healthy westbrook matter to this teams playoff chances? does any team have more 2nd fiddles (mo morris, jerry porter, donald driver, leron mcclain, kolby smith, matt leinart)?

12. Floating Turtleheads
will they win a game? How good would they had been with Tom Brady? will they pay attention in December?