Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Keeper Candidates

Now that the trade deadline has passed, those players who are likely to be keepers are probably staying on rosters, so this seems like a good time to look at next year's potential keepers. Here's a list of the leading keeper candidates for each team:

Estelle Getty's Boobs: Ahmad Bradshaw (6th)

Afton Creek Monsters: Dallas Clark (5th) (Interesting note: The Monsters dropped Sidney Rice, currently the 12th-ranked WR, who was a 19th round selection.)

Wings of Pastrami: Steve Breaston (7th – Assuming Boldin is traded in the off-season.)

Avalon Park Assassins: Matt Schaub (6th)

Auburn Hills Alley Cats: Kellen Winslow (6th – This roster is almost entirely new as a result of trades.)

Floating Turtleheads: Vincent Jackson (4th)

Team Vote 4 Pedro: Matt Stafford (20th)

Amesbury Lake Armadillos: Beanie Wells (10th – FA)

Fighting Cocks: Cedric Benson (7th)

Legend of Bo: LeSean McCoy (9th – Particularly if Westbrook's contract isn't renewed.)

Cottonwood Hills Pricks: Rashard Mendenhall (10th)

Reflection Ridge Ra-Tards: Mark Sanchez (14th)

I've tried to be bold and only list one candidate per team. This should generate some discussion, I think. In my opinion, Pate will perhaps have the most difficult decision with Benson, Vernon Davis (14th), and NYG's Steve Smith (16th).

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